Our cast of characters:
Sam (the brave, hasn'tworkedoutinlike...ever heroine)
Sam's Random body parts (thighs, calves, arms, and abs)
The giggly work out instructors (booooo....)
Setting: A gym classroom, mirrors covering one wall. People are setting up their steps, mats and gathering weights.
Sam: Hooray, I'm in my first workout class! I'm going to get really really fit for the wedding!
Various body parts: Hooray!
Giggly Girls: OK everyone, let's start with a warm up!
6 minutes later......
Legs: Hey um....Sam? We're going to try and give out on you, okay? We thought this would be really fun and all, but this squatting shit....it's not for us. So-
Sam: It's okay legs. We're switching to arms. You get a break!
Legs:...well....okay. Maybe after a rest we'll be back to normal
Arms: Shit.
10 minutes later....
Giggly Girls: OK everyone, we're moving on. Feel free to put more weight on, as we'll be doing some arm curls now!
Sam, Various Body Parts: Um...No thanks.
Arms: Wait, why don't we get a rest?
Sam: Because now we're doing arms and standing. It's different I guess.
Left Leg: :::Sh-a-a-ake:::
Sam: Fuck, Left leg, we are only like....20 minutes in. You're already starting?
Left Leg: :::Sh-a-a-ake:::
Sam: You got a rest! Stop shaking!
Arms: Ha. Pussy.
Giggly Girls: (off key singing along with workout music.)
Sam: This effing blows.....
some long ass time later....
Sam: Lunges! I can do lunges!
Abs: Dude....I don't complain a lot...but can we leave? Please?
Sam: Did legs and arms put you up to this?
Abs: (Aside) She's thinking. Stop. Just because you hurt....
Sam: So yes.
Abs: Ahem..Oh, No! Not at all!
Sam: Riiiight
A MILLENNIUM later...
Giggly Girls: OK, now it's time for us to do our cool down....
Entire Body: Yes! Oh there is a God! We love you child's pose, you are amazing!
Sam: (Rolls Eyes) Guys, it wasn't that bad, I think I'll come again!
Next Morning...
Sam: (getting out of bed) Fuck. Fuck!! I hurrrrrttt....
Body: Ha! Serves you right! We are boycotting classes by the way. Stick to the stepper from now on you masochistic bitch!
Fin.
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As you can tell, I had the best time at work out class yesterday....really. Such a good time that my legs are now boycotting stairs, and scream at me the entire walk across campus. Shh...Don't tell them but as soon as I can walk like normal again.....I'm putting them through a spin class too. :)
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